If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever
if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt
*strikes a violent pose*
so did they leave you alone?