nursejack:

lacigreen:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

HELPFUL THING

ALWAYS REBLOG!

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

build-mass-with-sass:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Bless this

casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

ragesyndrome:

immortaliarty:

phantomfrank:

*darkens clothes*

*strikes a violent pose*

so did they leave you alone?

not me

weedjoke420:

"SQUAAAAAADDDDDDD" i yell 2 myself

Poka Dotted Bow Tie Pink Ribbon