foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

Poka Dotted Bow Tie Pink Ribbon